Mammary Game

Make eyeballs roll with wonted sight

A Midsummer Night's dream

You like boobs, so you're going to love Maya Paris' new build, Celebrity Blow Your Tits Off opening tonight on LEA10. It's animated in every sense of the word. Maya invites you to reflect on sex, stardom, and the masses. What does it mean to sell your sexuality? What shape is fame and fortune? Part game show, part Videocracy, part fun fair, the watchword at CelebTits is - look for the holes. Remember that. They are your ticket in, through, and (eventually) out of here.

It's morally wrong, for those of us with even a little health, wealth, and mobility, to be in SL for any length of time during the summer months. Your heart and soul won't thank you. But if you're ready for a dip into something worthwhile, this is definitely the build to see.
Maya's career goes from strength to strength as she faultlessly forges a way between thoughtfulness and carefree fun. None of her builds are preachy, yet neither are they the facile fables or horror-in-aspic that you get from so many of her peers.

All Paris builds involve some interaction, and you're invited to take off A/O and be willing to wear mystery objects. If you hate that, take a chance on Maya this time; she won't mess with your hair or shape. I forgot to turn off mine, and found the anims worked just fine anyway.

The five levels begin with a buzz in a giant pinball machine. Once you've figured it out, the reward is a lot of nice cleavage - you'll never look at creme caramel quite the same, after this. Lots of comical poses to enjoy, and quirky, upbeat sound effects everywhere, so do be sure you have sound on.
And, um, particles.

Make sure you collect all the Freebies! They include this little car which, photographed from the right position, makes it look like you're getting your gyno checkup. It's titillating.

Pretty soon, between posing, and trying on the gifts, and running about looking for holes, you're going to feel the need of a good sit down. The movie theater, with chairs reminiscent of Turin's Museum of Cinema is showing a series of 'art films' - all themed around the Cerne Giant.

Be sure to get your gender-specific popcorn. *picture withheld on the grounds that you gotta see this for yourself*.
If full frontal kernels disturb the balance of your mind, don't fret, Maya offers rehab, before tossing you into perhaps the most perfect install she has made to date: a room of - how to say it?

Maya's creature is the mother of all mongrels, a serpentine, hosey, horsey, giraffe-cow. It's a pipe dream, a star-struck milk-carnival, and you're in the middle of it.
But wait, is that motor oil?

There is way more than you see here, and cogent explanations are available from the artist. By tomorrow morning, Celebrity Blow Your Tits Off is going to be all over the airwaves, courtesy of FB, Koinup, Flickr and the rest. Get over there tonight for the opening. Give me a wave, if you do.