Make eyeballs roll with wonted sight
A Midsummer Night's dreamCelebrity Blow Your Tits Off opening tonight on LEA10. It's animated in every sense of the word. Maya invites you to reflect on sex, stardom, and the masses. What does it mean to sell your sexuality? What shape is fame and fortune? Part game show, part Videocracy, part fun fair, the watchword at CelebTits is - look for the holes. Remember that. They are your ticket in, through, and (eventually) out of here.
Maya's career goes from strength to strength as she faultlessly forges a way between thoughtfulness and carefree fun. None of her builds are preachy, yet neither are they the facile fables or horror-in-aspic that you get from so many of her peers.
And, um, particles.
Pretty soon, between posing, and trying on the gifts, and running about looking for holes, you're going to feel the need of a good sit down. The movie theater, with chairs reminiscent of Turin's Museum of Cinema is showing a series of 'art films' - all themed around the Cerne Giant.
If full frontal kernels disturb the balance of your mind, don't fret, Maya offers rehab, before tossing you into perhaps the most perfect install she has made to date: a room of - how to say it?
But wait, is that motor oil?
Celebrity Blow Your Tits Off is going to be all over the airwaves, courtesy of FB, Koinup, Flickr and the rest. Get over there tonight for the opening. Give me a wave, if you do.